The humour in English football

Simple Answers to tough arguments:

Q: “If Gareth Barry doesn’t make it to the England squad this weekend, what does the lad have to do to play for his country?”

A: Join Middlesbrough FC!!

Q: “Dion Georgiou makes some extremely good points in his attempt to defend the playing abilities of Mr Crouch. Crouch’s international records is in a class of its own. 11 goals in 14 games and his performances for Pool this season are highly commendable. Give me one reason why he cannot be an England international!

A: Crouch is crap!

Q: Which of these would be most use in the England squad?




 I know its just the English press being too critical of their team but lmao @ the duck!!

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~ by badkow on September 30, 2006.

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